New years frivolity and fun things and other fun things

Well t's new year's my friends. that means another durnken blog and other drunken night. which means I shoudl blog while I 'm drunk since that is what this blog is all about. I'm trying not to make spelling mistakes either but I suppose they are inevitable. Maybe. I guess they are and it's upt o you to change it. Ok that would be a typo. But I cha ge most of them. Some. Most. What? I don't know.

I won't remember most of what I write her,e I know that cause I look at previous blogs and I'm like "I don't remember that" ha but it sitll makes it pretty funny,

I have a fiance and he lives in Victoria BC and fuck you all for saying it's weird sinc e I met him on the internet, guess what, there are COOL PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET TOO! Just cause you don't think so and you're so narrow minded and short sighted doesn't mean they aren't there so look into it before you jduge. Not to say that there aren't weird internet people because there definitely are but there are also people you could consider marrying like my fiancee steve. He's hot with blonde hair and so much fun to talk to and he makes me laugh. Really, waht else do you need???

My hands hurt fromt yping cause I feel like I am typing REALLY REALLY FAST which I'm rpobably not or maybe I am since I just don't care aobut those silly spelling mistakes and typos. I'm exhauste.d Whooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww.......gimme a minute.

I also discoered today that I am in love with Hugh LAurie. Ok I knew that before I admit it. But it's a celebrity crush so FAT CHANCE. I wish I were famous, I always thought I Would be. I probably shouldn't admit that because in grade five I was made fun of because of it. How much time has passed?? I have no idea.........

Ummm...I already miss the brain cells I have killed in drinking otnight. New years is overrate.d Last year I was in Edinburgh with my Scottish friends and I really miss them. I really do I just can't tell anybody about it. They are so cool. And IT's rare to find truly cool people who are also intelligent, and they are intelligent. I wish I was in Scotland right now. Actually I wish I was in BC so I could see my fiance, I feel like I miss him even though we've never met. SHut up all of you. Stranger things have happened.....................................


Drunken blog number something. I don't know. It's just so freeing to be drunk, I almost wish I could alwyays be drunk. There's something about a high you feel when you are drunk. It's not a real high, you just feel happy and free. The secret is to harness that feeling when you are sober. I think it's possible. It's just hard. And I'm too lazy to find out how. Drinking usually makes me introspective. But it's time I ended this blog and got back to the important things in my life. Like myspace. I need to make my life more exciting. Perhaps I will move somewhere far far away where I can leanr how to live again and it will be great.

I love you all even though I don't know who you are. Everobyd (Almost everybody) deserves to be loved...eerybody has some part of them that is lovable.

Love. Lorraine. Me. Yup. The end.

Holiday Ho Down

I don't really know how drunk I am. The very sad thing is I've only had one glass of booze and it's made me very tipsy. I must just be accustomed to watered down bar drinks that have more ice in them than alcohol. Or maybe it was because Diana used dark rum instead of white rum. Who knows. Whatever the reason...I'm a bit tipsy and have already started doing the stupid things you're not supposed to do when you're drunk. Such as:

• Calling people: My internet fiance in BC. We're going to try and meet before we get married, but if we don't, meh.
• Talking to people I wouldn't normally talk to on msn
• Posting a bulletin on myspace about how everybody needs to watch The Muppet Christmas Carol RIGHT NOW. Ok I admit I did that last night when I was completely sober. Still, it would sound a lot better if I was drunk.
• Adding "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" to my myspace.
• Repeatedly telling people I'm drunk
• Not seeing people when I walk into a room
• Yelling at people with vulgar language for getting the muppet/sesame street Christmas mixed up with A Muppet Christmas Carol
• Staring wide eyed at nothing in particular

It still doesn't feel like Christmas to me even though I just had my first gift exchange and it was full of goodness and rumness. I even spilled my rum on me and innocently turned to Diana and said "Diana......I have rum crotch." to which she responded by falling backwards laughing. Luckily rum dries apparently fast with a hair dryer. The hard part is fending off the dog who wants to lick it. Wrong on SO many levels.

I'm really craving a nap right now but I have gifts to wrap and people to visit. Either way I should go. Although the babbling thing...it's really quite fun. That is to say, I like it.

Being drunk is weird. It makes me feel all....weird.

I'm a horrible person. I didn't return the much love. What is it with people you don't really know that well sending you much love??? Stop with the gushiness! I DON'T LOVE YOU.

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Merry Christmas

blurbonwesss

Drunken smartness makes for drunkness answers.

Trust me...I'm drunk...I know these things.

So I just went to visit matt and leanne and kali and it was good times cause there was pizza, and really, who doesn't like pizza?

infamous means the same thing as famous
but euan won't have any of that crap

the clubs chcuk you out at 3 and that's the gayest of gay

there are times when you should rink and times when you shouldn't drink. now is not one of those times.

Kali is a real name.

Kali is a superhero.

I have to go drive now.

this is very expensive.

wtF?

what is with people when you drink?? they treat you like you're out ofyour mind...some people are just fucking pricks, honestyl....like that one guy...YEAH....I'm fully aware I'm making spelling errors, this key board is VERy sticky. Like, VERY. very very very very very.
fucking people. really. people are jackasses. fuck. really. I should just block everybody, especially that one person.....yes I'm drunk but I'm not a fucking moron!! You self righteous asshole!!!
I can hear people talking, Ithought they all went home...tjey're probably wondering wher I am. I just want to sau I hate people. that's all . bue.

Drunken blog number fourth

Helloo there folks we are sittin gin the computer room gatherin g for christmas livations oooh yeah lettuce and gin is delicious apparently lorraine is going to scotland with some guy whose friend is a famous bandbar lime tquila and vodka makes for fast drunkeness although i'm a fan of the gin and tonic...apparently amateur porn is on city tv...so anyways as i was saying sandra was singing rent songs...awww the dominatrix stuff is on...yess david duchovney is on next....sweeeet! ok so tahts all for now maybe later on...
-di

Le Moose

Le Tired and The End Of The World By Drunkeness

Look at me look a t me I[m finally drunk!!

You know I'm drunk because it's the only time I have terrible grammar and don't care about it.
Wrikte now we did presents and they were good and I got stuff and gave stuff and there was much givng and getting all aroudn cause it's Christmnaas a nd stuff. I like Christmas, donm't yo? ANSWER ME DAMN YOU!!!

Diana stop reading over my shoulder.

"jerk" said Diana.

peeeeanuttttttt.........peanut butter...........JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am now going to dictate what I am hearing
"Cause I lost some weight in the summner"
"are those the ones that are the same??"
"omg those are ginormous and they fit me when I got back frmo trea planting."
"and bikinis"
"there you go"
"excactly"
"like winter...you need the insulation"
"My stomach is no mpore muscle ist's all flub"
"it's ten tmimes bigger than yorus"
"it's SO a roll1!!!"
"you're not rolling over your pants!!"
"barely!"
"let's talk about it she said"
"hair"

hahahaha.a
"Are you writing this???"

NO NO

What are you hearing misses?
ACKG

Sandra needs alcohol now.
Diana likes to eat Beef Eater. Did you know there is an alcohol calle dbeef eater??? IT' s really ironic because Diana is a vegatable.

"Do you like whisky?"

Let's take a shot...but of dice or of.......ALCOHOL!?!?!?

Drunken intelligence. IT's when everything makes sense. I wondre if I drank enough if I would just be a permadrunk.

In booze? No IO wish!

HEre it to christmas an friends and alocohol and scotland and being in scotland and scottish related things. I like stoctish. er....S-C-O-T-T-I-S-H. SCOTITTSH!!

Diana is tapping my bum. It's tyme to go.

The Only Sober Post

It is my solemn vow that this shall be the only sober post posted on this blog. As God as my witness...ok, maybe not GOD cause like...He probably wouldn't approve of this whole drunkeness idea...even though He DID turn water into wine...He probably didn't get drunk on it...I'll have to ask Him one day.

But as...crap...nobody is around to be my witness...only my parents...and that's just as bad an idea as having God witness it! So...in conclusion...as...erm...my bedroom as my witness...this shall be the only sober blog I post on this site.

Amen.