Le Tired and The End Of The World By Drunkeness

Look at me look a t me I[m finally drunk!!

You know I'm drunk because it's the only time I have terrible grammar and don't care about it.
Wrikte now we did presents and they were good and I got stuff and gave stuff and there was much givng and getting all aroudn cause it's Christmnaas a nd stuff. I like Christmas, donm't yo? ANSWER ME DAMN YOU!!!

Diana stop reading over my shoulder.

"jerk" said Diana.

peeeeanuttttttt.........peanut butter...........JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am now going to dictate what I am hearing
"Cause I lost some weight in the summner"
"are those the ones that are the same??"
"omg those are ginormous and they fit me when I got back frmo trea planting."
"and bikinis"
"there you go"
"excactly"
"like winter...you need the insulation"
"My stomach is no mpore muscle ist's all flub"
"it's ten tmimes bigger than yorus"
"it's SO a roll1!!!"
"you're not rolling over your pants!!"
"barely!"
"let's talk about it she said"
"hair"

hahahaha.a
"Are you writing this???"

NO NO

What are you hearing misses?
ACKG

Sandra needs alcohol now.
Diana likes to eat Beef Eater. Did you know there is an alcohol calle dbeef eater??? IT' s really ironic because Diana is a vegatable.

"Do you like whisky?"

Let's take a shot...but of dice or of.......ALCOHOL!?!?!?

Drunken intelligence. IT's when everything makes sense. I wondre if I drank enough if I would just be a permadrunk.

In booze? No IO wish!

HEre it to christmas an friends and alocohol and scotland and being in scotland and scottish related things. I like stoctish. er....S-C-O-T-T-I-S-H. SCOTITTSH!!

Diana is tapping my bum. It's tyme to go.