Blue drinks and flip flops

Hello!

This is me drunken blogging. Someone is talking about breathalizers. OH they are saying that you should have a breathalizer before you blog. They are probably right. I mean, he/she is probably right, because we have to use the proper grammatical form. Right? Right. SO yes. I don't think he knows that this is a drunken blog. And if there was a breathalizer for a drunken blog, well, I think that would pretty much defeat the purpose of it.

I would like you to know that I am drinking a drink that is very blue.

I bring you fear, pestilance and...*time for a booster!* Good morning staaaarshiiiine....the earth says helloooooooooooooooooo...

Ok. So we just looked at a clip on you tube about a guy that was trying to put his flip flops. It was fantastical. Because he couldn't get his flip flips on. And and...yeah. It was hilarious. You just had to be there. At coachella. Or here, at my friends house to watch the clip. I wish I was at Coachella RIGHT NOW. With all my friends. Because that would be fantastical. Maybe even more fantastical then the guy who was trying to put on his flip flops. Maybe. That's actually a really hard act to follow. Am I following it? What? UNFOLLOW!

It's a country thing, I guess.

When in doubt, I just write things that I hear.

Someone keeps making me a really really strong drink. I think it's good that I am drinking. No really. Because...drinking can be lots of fun. Especially when your drink is blue. How cool is that?!?

I think I need to drink more before my writing starts to be entertaining....I kinda feel like I am falling short right now. I don't like falling short. In fact, I don't like falling at all! Falling isn't good. If you could get through life without falling, you would be SET! Set! Like in volleyball. Sort of. Ok not really.

Until next time my drunken friends...(although you probably are not drunk if you are reading this...the only requirement is to be drunk on THIS side. As in, the side that I am on right now. The author side. I'm always on the author side. Because I am awesome. Because I said so. THAT'S RIGHT!)

Blue drink........