Helloo there folks we are sittin gin the computer room gatherin g for christmas livations oooh yeah lettuce and gin is delicious apparently lorraine is going to scotland with some guy whose friend is a famous bandbar lime tquila and vodka makes for fast drunkeness although i'm a fan of the gin and tonic...apparently amateur porn is on city tv...so anyways as i was saying sandra was singing rent songs...awww the dominatrix stuff is on...yess david duchovney is on next....sweeeet! ok so tahts all for now maybe later on...
-di
Friday, December 23, 2005
Le Tired and The End Of The World By Drunkeness
Look at me look a t me I[m finally drunk!!
You know I'm drunk because it's the only time I have terrible grammar and don't care about it.
Wrikte now we did presents and they were good and I got stuff and gave stuff and there was much givng and getting all aroudn cause it's Christmnaas a nd stuff. I like Christmas, donm't yo? ANSWER ME DAMN YOU!!!
Diana stop reading over my shoulder.
"jerk" said Diana.
peeeeanuttttttt.........peanut butter...........JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am now going to dictate what I am hearing
"Cause I lost some weight in the summner"
"are those the ones that are the same??"
"omg those are ginormous and they fit me when I got back frmo trea planting."
"and bikinis"
"there you go"
"excactly"
"like winter...you need the insulation"
"My stomach is no mpore muscle ist's all flub"
"it's ten tmimes bigger than yorus"
"it's SO a roll1!!!"
"you're not rolling over your pants!!"
"barely!"
"let's talk about it she said"
"hair"
hahahaha.a
"Are you writing this???"
NO NO
What are you hearing misses?
ACKG
Sandra needs alcohol now.
Diana likes to eat Beef Eater. Did you know there is an alcohol calle dbeef eater??? IT' s really ironic because Diana is a vegatable.
"Do you like whisky?"
Let's take a shot...but of dice or of.......ALCOHOL!?!?!?
Drunken intelligence. IT's when everything makes sense. I wondre if I drank enough if I would just be a permadrunk.
In booze? No IO wish!
HEre it to christmas an friends and alocohol and scotland and being in scotland and scottish related things. I like stoctish. er....S-C-O-T-T-I-S-H. SCOTITTSH!!
Diana is tapping my bum. It's tyme to go.
You know I'm drunk because it's the only time I have terrible grammar and don't care about it.
Wrikte now we did presents and they were good and I got stuff and gave stuff and there was much givng and getting all aroudn cause it's Christmnaas a nd stuff. I like Christmas, donm't yo? ANSWER ME DAMN YOU!!!
Diana stop reading over my shoulder.
"jerk" said Diana.
peeeeanuttttttt.........peanut butter...........JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am now going to dictate what I am hearing
"Cause I lost some weight in the summner"
"are those the ones that are the same??"
"omg those are ginormous and they fit me when I got back frmo trea planting."
"and bikinis"
"there you go"
"excactly"
"like winter...you need the insulation"
"My stomach is no mpore muscle ist's all flub"
"it's ten tmimes bigger than yorus"
"it's SO a roll1!!!"
"you're not rolling over your pants!!"
"barely!"
"let's talk about it she said"
"hair"
hahahaha.a
"Are you writing this???"
NO NO
What are you hearing misses?
ACKG
Sandra needs alcohol now.
Diana likes to eat Beef Eater. Did you know there is an alcohol calle dbeef eater??? IT' s really ironic because Diana is a vegatable.
"Do you like whisky?"
Let's take a shot...but of dice or of.......ALCOHOL!?!?!?
Drunken intelligence. IT's when everything makes sense. I wondre if I drank enough if I would just be a permadrunk.
In booze? No IO wish!
HEre it to christmas an friends and alocohol and scotland and being in scotland and scottish related things. I like stoctish. er....S-C-O-T-T-I-S-H. SCOTITTSH!!
Diana is tapping my bum. It's tyme to go.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
The Only Sober Post
It is my solemn vow that this shall be the only sober post posted on this blog. As God as my witness...ok, maybe not GOD cause like...He probably wouldn't approve of this whole drunkeness idea...even though He DID turn water into wine...He probably didn't get drunk on it...I'll have to ask Him one day.
But as...crap...nobody is around to be my witness...only my parents...and that's just as bad an idea as having God witness it! So...in conclusion...as...erm...my bedroom as my witness...this shall be the only sober blog I post on this site.
Amen.
But as...crap...nobody is around to be my witness...only my parents...and that's just as bad an idea as having God witness it! So...in conclusion...as...erm...my bedroom as my witness...this shall be the only sober blog I post on this site.
Amen.
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